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Voice of
the
Lazy &
Unemployed.

A political party for the people the system forgot to count.
Five demands. Zero sponsors. One large, stubborn swarm.

CJP
READ THE MANIFESTO

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DEMANDS

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CHAPTER ONE

Our
Movement's
Vision.

We are not here to set up another PM CARES, holiday in Davos
on the taxpayer's salary slip, or rebrand corruption as strategic
spending. We are here to ask — loudly, repeatedly, in writing —
where the money went.

OUR MISSION

Build a party for the young people who keep getting called lazy, chronically online, and — most recently — cockroaches. That’s it. That’s the mission. The rest is satire.

THE FIVE DEMANDS

The Manifesto.

Read it once. Read it twice. Then send it to someone who needs to
read it.

01
If the CJP comes in power, no Chief Justice shall be granted a Rajya Sabha seat as a post-retirement reward.
02
If any legit vote is deleted, the CEC shall be arrested under UAPA as taking away voting rights of citizens is no less than terrorism..
03
Women shall receive 50% reservation, not 33%,without increasing the strength of Parliament. Additionally, 50% of all Cabinet positions shall be reserved for women.
04
All media houses owned by Ambani and Adani shall have their licences cancelled to make way for truly independent media. Bank accounts of Godi media anchors shall be investigated.
05
Any MLA or MP who defects from one party to another shall be barred from contesting elections — and from holding any public office — for a period of 20 years.
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ABOUT

I am Durgesh Kumar, and this website serves as an independent backup platform for the Cockroach Janta Party. The primary purpose of maintaining this site is to preserve information, documents, and public records in case the official website becomes unavailable, restricted, or permanently removed in the future. This platform is designed to ensure that our vision, manifesto, announcements, and historical records remain accessible to supporters, researchers, and citizens at all times. We believe that information should not disappear simply because a website is taken offline. As long as this backup exists, the ideas, commitments, and public statements of the party will remain available for future generations to review, verify, and understand. The Cockroach Janta Party was founded on a simple belief: that every citizen deserves transparency, accountability, and a government that serves the people rather than power. We question, investigate, and speak openly about issues that affect ordinary citizens.